Gardner's "Not Beer" Coozie

If you've seen our ads, you know we enjoy a "not beer" from time to time 😉. Now you too can enjoy a cold one with Gardner's "not beer" coozie! Available while supplies last. Cheers, friends!

*If your slicer breaks under normal household use, we’ll replace it for free. Just contact us with your order number and a photo of the issue, and we’ll include a replacement slicer in your next order from us.

The fine print:

• Replacement is for the original recipient only and is not transferable.

• Covers defects in materials and workmanship under normal household use.

• Does not cover misuse, abuse, modification, accidental damage, loss, or commercial use.

• If your exact slicer is no longer available, we may substitute a comparable model.

• Replacements are available for as long as we sell this item.

• Replacements are only shipped with a new order and are not sent separately.

• We may update or end this policy at any time, but we’ll always honor approved claims made while it was in effect.
  

Easy, fair, and backed by cheese people who actually care. 🧀*